The Big Brother Canada Season 2 cast was announced today, and now that we know who they are (except for the FINAL houseguest), we can base our first impressions on their bios as well as the superficial things like their looks, wardrobe choice and smile.
For the first impressions I'll use the same criteria as always:
- Who do they remind me of?
- What should their nickname be?
- What are they 'most likely' to do?
So let's get to it, shall we?
(Update: Keep in mind these were done before I saw their videos.)
Adel Elseri: 27/Welder
Reminds me of: Adam Sandler and Vin Diesel's lovechild.
Nickname: "Bird chest"
Most Likely To: Kill endurance comps, align with the other alpha males.
Notes: Says he can't read or write well, so he's probably street smart, but not book smart. So don't expect him to win memory comps.
Andrew Gordon: 27/Restaurant Manager
Reminds me of: A bald Lane (BB12).
Most Likely To: Have a temper, be controlling, aggressive.
Notes: His tie is too short (a pet peeve of mine) and he has a beer tattoo on his chest. That should speak volumes.
Anick Gervais: 28/Reiki Master
Reminds me of: Anne Hathaway, with hair.
Most Likely To: Have multiple personalities, be paranoid, and an outcast.
Notes: She says she will meditate while in the house, asking "the universe" for guidance.
Arlie Shaban: 25, Unemployed
Nickname: "Eddie Haskell"
Most Likely To: Be the one who's always two steps ahead, knows how to stroke egos.
Notes: This guy has studied past winner's strategies.
Reminds me of: Jerri Blank and Britney Spears' lovechild
Nickname: "Princess Fivehead"
Most Likely To: Be uber high maintenance, an avid eye roller.
Notes: Says she is going to play dumb, but I wonder if that really means she's going to pretend to be smart?
Ika Wong: 29/Hair Stylist
Reminds me of: Topaz, duh. They could be sisters.
Most Likely To: Be the boss bitch, not put up with your sh*t.
Notes: She says she wears her emotions on her sleeve, which equals DRAMA in the BB house. Yay.
Jon Pardy: 23/Student
Reminds me of: A young Judge Reinhold
Nickname: "Cardi-Pardy" (He's wearing a fricking cardigan!)
Most Likely To: Be socially awkward, make too many alliances at once.
Notes: Could be the first dude voted out.
Kenny Brain: 25/Model
Nickname: "Babe Lincoln"
Most Likely To: Spend more time grooming than the females, be bitchy.
Notes: I'd like to see what he really looks like underneath all that hair. Prediction: He'll get bored one day and shave it.
Kyle Shore: 24/Personal Trainer
Nickname: "Jersey Shore"
Most Likely To: Get caught beatin' meat in the shower, not have a clue what's really going on in the house.
Notes: Dude lives in his mom's basement. Really.
Neda Kalantar: 22/Stylist
Most Likely To: Be opinionated, sometimes bordering on uptight.
Notes: Says she is very "blunt," if she can't keep her mouth shut she'll go early.
Paul Jackson: 42/Motivational Speaker
Most Likely To: Be the Peacemaker, everyone's BFF, a non-threat.
Notes: He says he bites his nails a lot. Feeders, prepare to be grossed out.
Rachelle Diamond: 22/Student
Nickname: "Maxine Megahorn"
Most Likely To: Blame it on the alcohol, show boobs.
Notes: Says she's loud, but not obnoxious. She's lying.
Sabrina Abbate: 25/Hair Stylist, Makeup Artist
Nickname: "Sabby The Butcher"
Most Likely To: Go from 0-60 in a single second, bang pots and pans when pissed.
Notes: Has already admitted she'll be the devil if on slop.
Sarah Miller: 32/Mortgage Broker
Most Likely To: Be a floater, the swing vote, everyone's friend, chain smoker.
Notes: She says she likes to scare people by hiding then popping out at them.
There you have it! My Big Brother Canada 2 first impressions! Which do you agree with or disagree with? Who is your favorite so far?
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